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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Royal Health – Exercise is Key to Weight Loss  


By Nina Nintius

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Lately I have noticed more and more of my circle expressing a desire to lose weight or just get healthier.


I happen to have some insight on this topic, having lost 90lbs over 18 months starting in 2005. I have just been hesitant to bring it up since I also managed to gain back half of it over this last year.


There were many factors which contributed to my original success, primarily; the basic dietary principals of the Glycemic Index, regular strenuous exercise and participation on a forum that coupled support with camaraderie and accountability.


My personal mantra became: Moderation Not Deprivation.


Meanwhile, the main cause of regaining the weight has simply been lack of exercise. My diet hasn't been as good as it should be either and exercise would have at least kept both the calories and the cravings in check.


Imagine if your car absorbed the extra gas or oil you put in it when you didn't drive it for a while. Your trunk would get huge.


It should not shock anyone that exercise is the key to weight loss. Burning more than you take in and creating a balance when you finally reach your goals.


Proper balanced diet makes it so much easier. Just as your car won't run without gas...don't starve your self. And you have to treat yourself as well, why bother otherwise?


It doesn't matter why I stopped exercising. I am not here to make excuses and I am not looking for sympathy because we have all been there and done that.


What matters is that I am ready to retake control again. That is all any of us can do. No matter how many times we step back we must keep pressing forward.


I know how to do it, I have already done all the research, experienced the results first hand and will help anyone who asks. Helping others will also motivate me to practice what I preach.


To learn exactly what I did and didn't do to lose all that weight, please join me in my quest to take back control, to be healthy and happy while still basically eating like a 'normal person'.


Most importantly, you must want to lose weight for your health even more than for your body shape. If you feel fine at whatever size you are then be happy!


Sexy is an attitude not a reflection. No one should feel obligated to trim up if they are comfortable as they are. Clothes come in all sizes for a reason. Find something flattering and work it baby!


If it were not for the bad knees, the sore back, the heartburn and the winded feeling I get going up a hill, I would be more than happy to hold here, its a bit heavier than I like but I have clothes that fit well enough to get my groove on.


No, I am doing this because I felt so awesome then, I cannot even describe the level of self-esteem I felt. Not just from my reflection, though that was a very nice bonus, the real benefit was that I was at last fit!


I hoisted my own butt up on a horse with my very own strength for the very first time ever in my chubby life because I no longer weighed more than I could oomph! It was as if I were weightless, like some unseen force lifted me gracefully upon the fair steed.


As I mentioned, the first time around I joined a forum for people trying to lose weight and that was very helpful. Posting my triumphs, my goals and even my set-backs was very liberating.


The accountability kept me on track and focused. I would like to do that again but this time with my own forum to pass on what I have learned and to help others feel as good as I plan to feel again.


Who's with me?


Now open, The Imperial Forum of Nina's Known Universe. A free public forum designed and managed by your Beloved Empress. Registration is required to post. Please be careful posting personal details relating to your identity.


Join the Empress as she retakes control of her body, her health, and her zest for life in the Royal Health section.


Or confer with the Empress, discuss her blog articles or anything in the Known Universe under the Imperial Community section.


Thank You For Reading!! ~99Smile


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Sunday, October 11, 2009

My Brain Needs A Pop Up Blocker!  


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My Brain needs a pop up blocker!
Do you remember the internet before we had pop up blockers? That is my brain lately. It goes along just fine with one thought when all of sudden...bam!! Rapid fire randomness. By the time I close out all the windows, the page I wanted is no longer available.


File Not Found: manners.exe

A funny thing happened to the Empress on her way to The Blog. She was forced to chastise several 4 yr olds name calling in the court yard over some silly sporting event. by 4 yr olds we mean supposed human beings from planet earth getting personal over which pro baseball team is the bomb and which one sucks the most or least. First of all, the news was for the fans and haters should learn manners as well as sportsmanship by letting the fans have their moment of glory. Second of all, not one of these people were exhibiting anything close to 'good-natured' ribbing. All you read was one 4 yr old after another chanting 'I know you are but what am I?' all while sticking out their fat little cyber tongues.


Putting the Cart Before the Horse

A few days ago the folks over at Nobel thought it would be fun to give President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize. There reasons for doing so were pretty thin considering the veritable swarm of alternates. Even though the Republicans are obsessed with making one issue about another, they were correct in wishing the President had declined the award for a candidate who had actually accomplished something rather than just intending to. Perhaps his advisors convinced him that it would inspire his followers or that declining would offend the committee. Democrats should have asked him not to accept it either but since this country functions in cycles of power, it is the Democrats turn to run the country and the Republicans turn to suck it up. Just as it was for the Dems during the Bush Administration.


The Missing Link Found?

Scientists recently released their findings on the discovery of the oldest fossil skeleton of an ancestor human. Discovered in 1992 and 1994, researchers needed this time to confirm their findings. Scientists speculate that Ardi, as the skeleton has come to be called being short for Ardipithecus, exchanged sexual loyalty to the male who could provide her with the most food. Well that is a revelation isn't it? 4 million years ago women were using their wiles to snag themselves a bread winner. Glad it took them 15 years to realize something any married couple could have told them in under 15 minutes.


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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Rescued Dog Gives Thanks Mends Hearts  


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It was a cold, rainy evening when the young man walking down a country road heard the pleading cries of a soaking wet seven week old puppy abandoned in a ditch, trapped in a cardboard box. Living restrictions prevented the kind-hearted fellow from keeping the four and half pound lab mix so he gave the puppy to his Beloved Empress. It took less than a minute for the tiny ball of fur to fill the void in her heart left by the deaths of two Imperial Hounds earlier that year. The newest addition to the Royal Family was appropriately named Dozer for his tendency to go through instead of around obstacles in addition to being able to fall asleep the moment he closes his eyes.

Baby Dozer


To say that the Empress fell in love with her new pet would be an understatement. As Dozer grew he began to exhibit traits reminiscent of his predecessors, so much so that The Empress started to wonder if he weren't somehow a composite reincarnated, sent to bring back the sun and to chase away the dark clouds of depression that had loomed over the Palace for some time. Nearly a year later this 5lb puppy has become a 90lb lap dog who never forgets to show his gratitude or his love for the family. His most common method of displaying affection is the sleeve pull. This is accomplished by firmly gripping one's sleeve with his tiny yet razor sharp front teeth. If he is really feeling the love he will give you what we like to call Dozer hickeys. These are created when those little teeth grab more than sleeve leaving small bruises on the flesh. Another favorite display of his involves encouraging you to get off your butt and have an arm workout via a game we usually call tug-o-fetch.

Big Dozer


Tug-o-fetch involves throwing a toy - after successfully prying it from Dozer's jaws. He will give it up freely on command but so enjoys the tugging part that we usually play it his way until he decides to add 'keep-a-way' to the table. This is the game where he drops the toy a few feet out of reach in hopes of enticing you to make a grab for it. Any attempt to do so results in Dozer pouncing on the item, snatching it away before you can claim possession of it. Clearly demonstrating his love by helping us hone our reflexes. After several trips up and down the back yard's embankment, when Dozer feels he has sufficiently exercised your arm, rest periods are at last given. Just don't get too comfortable because it is almost time to go feed the horses, check the perimeter and make certain that the farm is secure. Affectionately referred to as Sgt Dozer, once the rounds have been made, he takes up his watch position at one of the various vantage points available. Sometimes sitting and watching for hours. This is Dozer's home and he makes sure that nothing moves out there without his ok.


A lot of people of have pets. A lot of people take them for granted. Still others out there are like us. They see their pet as a member of the family with all the rights and privileges therein. In my opinion no one should ever have a pet if they cannot say with conviction that animal is as special to them as any other member of the family. Especially considering you will never get the unconditional love from any other human like you will from a domestic pet. Dozer thanks us every day with his wagging tail, his soulful eyes, his playfulness, his protectiveness, and his clear adoration of not just his humans but of our other pets as well - often showing his love by either wiping his mouth on their heads or by standing over them when they try make potty. Of course they all cuddle together on the couch, just don't let the 10lb grouchy old lady see you looking or she will get up and move. The 9lb old man is less subtle, choosing to force Dozer into submission and off his couch. Truly a sight to behold. As much as it may seem that Dozer owes us his life, when you consider all the joy he has brought us, I think it is safer to say that we are the ones who owe him. This dog even remembers the young man who saved him, greeting the man with giddy thankful affection whenever he comes to visit.

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Animals are extremely forgiving. Watch any episode of a show about rescuing abused animals to see a starved beaten dog wag his tail at the sight of his saviors. Sgt Dozer holds no grudge against those who abandoned him, in fact he would like to thank the thoughtless uncaring so called human that left him in that ditch to die almost a year ago. As traumatic as it was for him to endure, cold and alone, he knows that it was meant to be. His life with someone that was capable of such disregard would surely have been miserable assuming he survived. Here at the Palace he has a never ending bowl of kibble, fresh water, his own creek, regular veterinary visits, free use of all the furniture and doting parents who find his every action wildly amusing. Dozer was meant to be a part of our family and he deserves to be treated like royalty - as does every domestic pet out there.


Thank You For Reading!! ~99Smile

If you would like more information about adopting an animal in need or assisting the fight against cruelty and abuse, check out the Oregon Humane Society's web page at Oregon Humane Society



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