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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Rescued Dog Gives Thanks Mends Hearts  


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It was a cold, rainy evening when the young man walking down a country road heard the pleading cries of a soaking wet seven week old puppy abandoned in a ditch, trapped in a cardboard box. Living restrictions prevented the kind-hearted fellow from keeping the four and half pound lab mix so he gave the puppy to his Beloved Empress. It took less than a minute for the tiny ball of fur to fill the void in her heart left by the deaths of two Imperial Hounds earlier that year. The newest addition to the Royal Family was appropriately named Dozer for his tendency to go through instead of around obstacles in addition to being able to fall asleep the moment he closes his eyes.

Baby Dozer


To say that the Empress fell in love with her new pet would be an understatement. As Dozer grew he began to exhibit traits reminiscent of his predecessors, so much so that The Empress started to wonder if he weren't somehow a composite reincarnated, sent to bring back the sun and to chase away the dark clouds of depression that had loomed over the Palace for some time. Nearly a year later this 5lb puppy has become a 90lb lap dog who never forgets to show his gratitude or his love for the family. His most common method of displaying affection is the sleeve pull. This is accomplished by firmly gripping one's sleeve with his tiny yet razor sharp front teeth. If he is really feeling the love he will give you what we like to call Dozer hickeys. These are created when those little teeth grab more than sleeve leaving small bruises on the flesh. Another favorite display of his involves encouraging you to get off your butt and have an arm workout via a game we usually call tug-o-fetch.

Big Dozer


Tug-o-fetch involves throwing a toy - after successfully prying it from Dozer's jaws. He will give it up freely on command but so enjoys the tugging part that we usually play it his way until he decides to add 'keep-a-way' to the table. This is the game where he drops the toy a few feet out of reach in hopes of enticing you to make a grab for it. Any attempt to do so results in Dozer pouncing on the item, snatching it away before you can claim possession of it. Clearly demonstrating his love by helping us hone our reflexes. After several trips up and down the back yard's embankment, when Dozer feels he has sufficiently exercised your arm, rest periods are at last given. Just don't get too comfortable because it is almost time to go feed the horses, check the perimeter and make certain that the farm is secure. Affectionately referred to as Sgt Dozer, once the rounds have been made, he takes up his watch position at one of the various vantage points available. Sometimes sitting and watching for hours. This is Dozer's home and he makes sure that nothing moves out there without his ok.


A lot of people of have pets. A lot of people take them for granted. Still others out there are like us. They see their pet as a member of the family with all the rights and privileges therein. In my opinion no one should ever have a pet if they cannot say with conviction that animal is as special to them as any other member of the family. Especially considering you will never get the unconditional love from any other human like you will from a domestic pet. Dozer thanks us every day with his wagging tail, his soulful eyes, his playfulness, his protectiveness, and his clear adoration of not just his humans but of our other pets as well - often showing his love by either wiping his mouth on their heads or by standing over them when they try make potty. Of course they all cuddle together on the couch, just don't let the 10lb grouchy old lady see you looking or she will get up and move. The 9lb old man is less subtle, choosing to force Dozer into submission and off his couch. Truly a sight to behold. As much as it may seem that Dozer owes us his life, when you consider all the joy he has brought us, I think it is safer to say that we are the ones who owe him. This dog even remembers the young man who saved him, greeting the man with giddy thankful affection whenever he comes to visit.

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Animals are extremely forgiving. Watch any episode of a show about rescuing abused animals to see a starved beaten dog wag his tail at the sight of his saviors. Sgt Dozer holds no grudge against those who abandoned him, in fact he would like to thank the thoughtless uncaring so called human that left him in that ditch to die almost a year ago. As traumatic as it was for him to endure, cold and alone, he knows that it was meant to be. His life with someone that was capable of such disregard would surely have been miserable assuming he survived. Here at the Palace he has a never ending bowl of kibble, fresh water, his own creek, regular veterinary visits, free use of all the furniture and doting parents who find his every action wildly amusing. Dozer was meant to be a part of our family and he deserves to be treated like royalty - as does every domestic pet out there.


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Sunday, September 27, 2009

Political Parties & Other Contradictions  

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Is it any wonder someone like myself, that was raised by Cmdr Spock of Star Trek, would be confused by all the contradictions set forth by our two primary political parties? The Democrats - aka Liberals - supposedly are in favor of personal freedoms as laid out in the Bill of Rights. Yet they seem to fixate on the first while ignoring the 2nd. They believe in free speech and use it as justification for burning the very flag that protects their rights, and they are also in favor of a woman's right to choose. Yet they seem dead set against our 2nd right, being the one where citizens remain armed just in case the government gets too full of itself.

Meanwhile over on the Republican front - aka Conservatives - you have a group of people determined to turn their religion into law. They are against abortion and same sex marriage because they claim it goes against their God (a clear violation of separating church and state - we can blame Ike for that). And yet, their Savior was supposedly a humanitarian, living in poverty, giving all he had to everyone around him, extolling the virtues of brotherhood, community, caring and sharing. Sounds a bit like a socialist liberal doesn't he?

They claim that taking God from school is why kids misbehave versus the true problem - parents who do nothing about their smart mouth brats and even go so far as to defend their rotten behavior (Actually democrats are guilty of this too). They even think the way to solve all the worlds problems is for every country to just do their own thing - that may be fine for a while until someone over there poisons the ocean or the sky and kills us all.


My own brother told me there is no such thing as the middle ground. Sure he meant what good old Rush said about wasting your vote. It is all screwed up and we have only ourselves to blame. We choose the side we mostly agree with and ignore the other parts of the agenda. Rush is living proof that my article called The Big Picture hit the nail on the head. Rush doesn't believe that we as a species could have the impact on the planet claimed by so many Ecologists. Whatever drugs he is on...I want some. Yes, the special on Discovery did make it clear that if humans did not exist it would take the planet less than 100 years to retake the land. But that is the trick isn't it? No more humans. Humans have technology which impedes nature from just shaking us off.

Technology is used to keep buildings and cars from rusting. We use it to fight off disease which would naturally keep our population in check. We use tech to extend life again adding to the population. I will happily concede that it is possible that the Earth is warming on its own as part of a cycle. That doesn't change the fact that even if what we are doing to the planet is causing about as much harm as punching your mother in the arm - we still have to live here and whatever is happening to the planet is definitely not being helped by humanities emissions. Everything has to work together that is why they call it an ecosystem. When you frak up one part of it you frak it all up.

And then we have the world wide contradictions. It would seem that personality is by far the most important factor in getting your way politically. Bush failed miserably because he always came across as a dumb-ass that didn't read his speech once before going on camera. Often he seemed surprised by his own words. Sometimes he even seemed to just make it up as he went. The entire world seemed to hate this country all because Bush rubbed them the wrong way. He didn't discuss with his allies his desires in the Middle East before taking action. I suppose that is the same as picking a fight in a bar before you are sure your buds have your back.

On the other hand, the world seems to adore Obama, even if the country that elected him seems wishy washy about it. Of course when the population is split down the middle you will always have a 50% rate of bitterness no matter who is elected. So why does the rest of the world like him so much? He is charismatic, he doesn't babble and he seems to keep the other politicians from babbling as well. More importantly he seems willing to address global issues with the input of the rest of the globe. The contradiction being that all the things Bush did to Iraq that the world hated him for are the very things they are now URGING Obama to do in regard to Iran.

Oh I am sure that he too will eventually be a huge disappointment like every single politician before, but for now, having a leader that the rest of the planet doesn't see as a huge joke is a nice change of pace. After all what good is a leader if no one listens to him?

Life is full of contradictions. If we have any hope of ever reaching an accord globally, political parties should have nothing to do with a certain way of voting, rather they should be the celebration that comes after a solution of compromise is attained.

Thank You For Reading!! ~99Smile

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