My Brain Needs A Pop Up Blocker!
Labels: Humor, Life, News, Politics, Science
My Brain needs a pop up blocker!
Do you remember the internet before we had pop up blockers? That is my brain lately. It goes along just fine with one thought when all of sudden...bam!! Rapid fire randomness. By the time I close out all the windows, the page I wanted is no longer available.
File Not Found: manners.exe
A funny thing happened to the Empress on her way to The Blog. She was forced to chastise several 4 yr olds name calling in the court yard over some silly sporting event. by 4 yr olds we mean supposed human beings from planet earth getting personal over which pro baseball team is the bomb and which one sucks the most or least. First of all, the news was for the fans and haters should learn manners as well as sportsmanship by letting the fans have their moment of glory. Second of all, not one of these people were exhibiting anything close to 'good-natured' ribbing. All you read was one 4 yr old after another chanting 'I know you are but what am I?' all while sticking out their fat little cyber tongues.
Putting the Cart Before the Horse
A few days ago the folks over at Nobel thought it would be fun to give President Obama the Nobel Peace Prize. There reasons for doing so were pretty thin considering the veritable swarm of alternates. Even though the Republicans are obsessed with making one issue about another, they were correct in wishing the President had declined the award for a candidate who had actually accomplished something rather than just intending to. Perhaps his advisors convinced him that it would inspire his followers or that declining would offend the committee. Democrats should have asked him not to accept it either but since this country functions in cycles of power, it is the Democrats turn to run the country and the Republicans turn to suck it up. Just as it was for the Dems during the Bush Administration.
The Missing Link Found?
Scientists recently released their findings on the discovery of the oldest fossil skeleton of an ancestor human. Discovered in 1992 and 1994, researchers needed this time to confirm their findings. Scientists speculate that Ardi, as the skeleton has come to be called being short for Ardipithecus, exchanged sexual loyalty to the male who could provide her with the most food. Well that is a revelation isn't it? 4 million years ago women were using their wiles to snag themselves a bread winner. Glad it took them 15 years to realize something any married couple could have told them in under 15 minutes.
Thank You For Reading!! ~99
